let me hear you say hey ms carter
  • smalldonghaver:

    faygo-fuckyourself:

    pSA DONT FUCK WITH OUIJA BOARDS

    DONT PLAY ONE MAN HIDE AND SEEK

    DONT PLAY SHADOW MAN

    DONT FUCK WITH ANYTHING THAT INVITES SPIRITS INTO YOUR HOME

    lol sike catch me playing 2k14 with George Washington and Cleopatra while u afraid to touch some wood

    (via barebackinq)

  • fightingforanimals:

    samiee1234:

    DO NOT GIVE THIS TO YOUR DOGS!!!!!!
    I gave this product to my 12 lb. 1 year old shih tzu. 2 hours later he began throwing up and having diarrhea uncontrollably! Throwing up 2 mins apart from each other everywhere. His eyes were giant and he was shaking. We called the pet ER and they urged us to bring him in. Rushing him into the ER we were terrified and felt horrible for giving him this. He was examined and it was concluded that he went into anaphylactic shock from the allergy medicine. He was given iv fluid and epinephrine. They put a catheter in and had to observe him overnight for after shock. Thankfully he returned home the next day after a huge pet bill to save his life. If we would have waited he may not be here today. Please DO NOT give this to your dogs. IT CONTAINS grape seed extract, which is toxic to dogs!!!! Please help me signal boost so we can inform more people about this product.

    Signal Boost

    (via barebackinq)

  • theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

    that-kid-from-london:

    oprahwinfried:

    chickiefingie:

    the fact that you can’t highlight words that you accidentally caps locked and hit Caps Lock to get them lowercase is the reason i can’t sleep at night

    except that you can do that

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    then press shift + F3

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    congratulations

    WHY DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS

    April 22, 2013: the day my life changed forever

    (it doesn’t work on macs : ^ (   )

    (via emilyissherlocked)

  • burgrs:

    if you cant handle me at my worst then leave because i dont have a best im always awful

    (via paintedinmoonlight)

  • kidbuudha:

    matokininja:

    bloggers-shit:

    theafrocentrics:

    ezryder71:

    theafrocentrics:

    I saw this on twitter. This is beautiful.

    It’s not beautiful, it’s stupid and degrading! NOBODY should use either!

    Shut your dumb ass up.

    Always that one person ^^ lmao.

    Here let me make it two. IT is stupid and degrading. Nobody should be using either, but your stupid asses just can’t think of a better word to use now can you?

    White folks always tryna police what the fuck we say. And then you got these Uncle Tom ass niggas wanting to join in and tap dance for to impress your white “pals”. All y’all can kiss my black ass. It’s sociology 101. Simple shit. I grew around Mexicans my whole life and they used to call each other beaners. You know what would happen if I called one of homies a beaner? I’d get my face sliced up. It’s called cultural relativism, assholes. You take the culture for what it is and you RESPECT THE BOUNDARIES OF SAID CULTURE. Now all y’all shut the fuck up.

    (via talk-spooky-to-me)

  • windypicnic:

    "Ellen Reads Her Chinese Viewers’ Names"

    aka

    Ellen mispronounces Chinese people’s names and she and her audience laugh at them cuz it’s racistly funny apparently

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    Ellen uses “American” interchangeably with “English”, as in, the language.

    At 2:30: "This one, they didn’t even try to do American, this is just Chinese."

    The comments are turned off on this video, but how was this even cleared to be aired?? Fuck you Ellen. This isn’t the first time you’ve been racist on your show.

    This is why you weaboos/koreaboos/white ppl CANNOT give yourself a “japanese” or "korean" or "chinese" name for yourself (or any name from a language and culture that’s not your own). Whites take our names as jokes and we’re mocked for it in real life and in the media. 

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    We’re constantly othered, demeaned, and fetishized. Trash like you butcher our names and turn them into racist caricatures.

    Our names are precious and beautiful and meaningful in ways you can’t begin to understand. Our names are carefully crafted together by our parents/family.

    You trash don’t deserve to utter our names. Fuck you.

    (via barebackinq)

  • storyofagayboy:

    ***URGENT PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT***

    Grindr, a popular app for gay men, now carries an urgent warning for users in Egypt. According to many sources, Egyptian authorities are posing as LGBT people on various social media sites to identify and arrest homosexual people. The app is urging users in the region to proceed with extreme caution, especially when identifying themselves or arranging meetings/hookups. While so far the focus seems to be on gay men, all LGBT people in the area should be cautious. Reports show that Egyptian police have carried out violent raids on private homes which lead to the arrests of several gay men. These men were then subjected to disturbing medical “exams.” Police also raided an LGBT party last year, violently arresting many and sentencing them to up to 12 years hard labour. While homosexuality is not illegal in Egypt, athorities are using sexual deviance, debauchery and insulting public morals as terms for the crackdown. Many claim this fresh attack on the LGBT community is lead by President Abdel-Fattah Al-Sisi who wishes for his country to be more Islamic.

    For all of my LGBT friends here on tumblr, please be extremely careful as this situation develops. Remember to clear your search history, use private browsing if possible, and be extremely cautious with who you talk to online.

    (via barebackinq)

  • vaginalsalsa:

    lots of pressure on Sunny right now

    (via twinkest)

  • vzxy:

    Quite possible the greatest tweet ever written. 

    (via uhyeahok)

  • sliceofbri:

    guys this super cute black girl came in my store with big, beautiful, natural hair and she was showing off her new red dress and i told her “you look so beautiful, just like annie!” and she and her mom didn’t know about the new movie coming out so i showed her the trailer and she said “mommy she looks just like me!” and her smile was so fucking huge

    don’t tell me representation isn’t important

    (via thezenithofsarcasm)

  • rhydonmyhardon:

    icedragonqueen:

    windypicnic:

    "Ellen Reads Her Chinese Viewers’ Names"

    aka

    Ellen mispronounces Chinese people’s names and she and her audience laugh at them cuz it’s racistly funny apparently

    image

    image

    Ellen uses “American” interchangeably with “English”, as in, the language.

    At 2:30: "This one, they didn’t even try to do American, this is just Chinese."

    The comments are turned off on this video, but how was this even cleared to be aired?? Fuck you Ellen. This isn’t the first time you’ve been racist on your show.

    This is why you weaboos/koreaboos/white ppl CANNOT give yourself a “japanese” or "korean" or "chinese" name for yourself (or any name from a language and culture that’s not your own). Whites take our names as jokes and we’re mocked for it in real life and in the media. 

    image

    We’re constantly othered, demeaned, and fetishized. Trash like you butcher our names and turn them into racist caricatures.

    Our names are precious and beautiful and meaningful in ways you can’t begin to understand. Our names are carefully crafted together by our parents/family.

    You trash don’t deserve to utter our names. Fuck you.

    Okay I admit most of the things on this post are racist like the news thing, but the people laughing on Ellen were laughing because she can’t pronounce the names right like most people can’t it’s not her fault her audience laughed at her it wasn’t intentionally meant to be racist. Ellen is one of the nicest and funniest people around and her being a lesbian she obviously knows what it’s like to be discriminated against. Don’t blow up on Ellen for this because people do a lot worse than this.

    "it wasn’t intentionally meant to be racist"

  • punklagertha:

    i like how cis people act like it would be the worst thing in the world not to assume people’s genders i mean we don’t assume people’s names what if you just met someone and you were like “hey emily” and they were like “thats not my name its megan” and you were like “oh well how was i supposed to know. you look like an emily to me. i guess i can try to call you megan but its gonna be hard because i just see you as such an emily”

    (via snailespionage)

  • kaylacuda1:

    Somebody, please give me hope. I’m so fucking tired but so fucking lazy. And honestly right now dropping out doesn’t sound too awful. Ughh 14 overdue left :(

    YOU CAN DO IT!!!! lol i still have 11 overdue lessons

  • majesticlameo:

    "For this assessment, I promise the following:

    • I will submit my own work.
    • I will not give or receive any unauthorized help.
    • I will abide by school policies.”

  • breakinglestrade:

    "You used to ride me like that" :(

    (via meanplastic)