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  • princessoffloral:



    I need feminism; because the bra straps of a twelve year old shouldn’t make a 40 year old married principal with two daughters “uncomfortable”

    So am I allowed to walk around adult women who are mothers and grandmothers at work with my cock out or what

    in what world is someone’s dick equivalent to a fucking bra strap

    (Quelle: needingiceland, via bandgeek-musicfreak)

  • friendfrog:

    if plane tickets were ten dollars i would fight every one of my mutuals

    (via ghemstone)

  • datfacedoexd:


    They should make job interviews like the blind stages in The Voice

    You go in, talk, answer questions, and when the company wants you, the rep presses the button and bam “I want you!”

    And then you decide which of the companies you’ll go with

    Its actually a great idea since then they can’t judge you based on how you look

    (via ghemstone)

  • holdthebones:



    what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

    he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

    We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

    (via bandgeek-musicfreak)


    (Quelle: asterkid, via hereforcookies)

    • straight people: Danimals is where the goodness of dairy meets delicious fun
    • gay people: right?! that stuff is such a good source of calcium AND vitamin D
    • straight people: it doesnt even have ant artificial stuf, or high fructose corn syrup. it's all natural
    • gay people: And they're full of delicious fruity flavor! That's why you'll feel good when your kids reach for Danimals!
  • diverse-mlp-headcanons:

    Twilight Sparkle is a demigirl. She identifies as partially female and stargender.

    Submitted by: Anonymous


  • penis-hilton:

    this post gave me a migraine

    (Quelle: neptunain)

  • goatish:

    hey could you come here for a sec and help me with the- 


    (via feministbicycles)

  • churchsext:



    we’re up all night to get l

    axatives for this horrible diarrhea

    if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

    (Quelle: communistbakery, via feministbicycles)

  • hotelmario:


    Kush entirely too fucking loud

    (via leslieknope420)

  • supernatural-who-lock:



    This nigga just copped a super Mario star he invincible af
     nah but forreal tho somebody explain this

    Metallic silver coating, does rainbow effect thing when passing lights

    thank you car side of tumblr

    (Quelle: mrcheyl, via thezenithofsarcasm)

  • all-right-blondie:

    That time when Raven actually said what most of us want to say to a teacher who picks you for the answer when you clearly don’t know it, for usually no other reason than to embarrass you and make you look stupid. One of the main things I hate and always will hate about school. 

    lol actually they do it so they can help you learn the answer. at least that’s what they’re supposed to do.

    (via robinismylife)