silversarcasm:

'social justice strikes again'

ikr damn that fucking helping people bullshit

(via genderseggt)


hooked-on-dodecaphonics:

I think the Dallas Symphony is trying a bit too hard…

hooked-on-dodecaphonics:

I think the Dallas Symphony is trying a bit too hard…

(via clarinet-geek)


rosadrives:

when ur wife invites a bee over for dinner and he sits in ur spot

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(via nutellaprince)


kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666

(via dangervvank)


So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

(via snailespionage)


masquermaid:

also LOOK I MADE MORE REEDS

masquermaid:

also LOOK I MADE MORE REEDS


africancheewahwah:

texas history classes

africancheewahwah:

texas history classes

(via donnacabonna)



*slips and falls* WHEN DID THIS WEBSITE GET SO SMOOTH


thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis:

“tumblr needs its own island!!! xDD”

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(via scottsune-pizzu)


sorry i was gone i was in mental hospitals for a month


lucifer-who:

ghdos:

I wish I had known about this when we had all that fucking snow this winter.

#do you wanna stab a snowman #it doesn’t have to be a snowman

(via whiteoprah69)


rebecca-blacks-crocs:

do you ever just look at little kids and think

“damn, you’re gonna be one fine as fuck piece of ass in ten years”

(via whiteoprah69)


duloxetine:

finding out that someone very hot follows you

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(via whiteoprah69)


a-creepy-weirdo-has:

bitcheslovemyjingleballs:

a-creepy-weirdo-has:

what do birds do 

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I apologise for my ignorance, birds are important

(via whiteoprah69)