let me hear you say hey ms carter
    • person: so what music are you into?
    • me: are you sure you're ready for this conversation
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  • dogapult:

    if u ever need confirmation that i’m a huge queer and/or a twink just remember that i would rip out my mother’s uterus using only an ice cream sample spoon and a toothpick if lana del rey asked me to

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  • lawofwomen:

    Emirati teen Zahra Lari made figure skating history this week.

    The 17-year-old not only became the first figure skater from the Gulf to compete in an international competition but the first to do so wearing the hijab, an Islamic headscarf.

    YES YOU CAN!!!

    (via popiscle)

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  • souljaboy2007:


    to everyone with finals and exams and big projects due very very soon and haven’t started anything yet


    to u when u spent $750 dollars on this url and didnt forsee ur account getting deactivated


    (via lindsaychrist)

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  • msruhhnoir:



    Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman


    Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.

    (via madelificent)

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  • zuriya:

    this isn’t shade to anyone, but yall need to stop acting surprised when your fave celebs fuck up. they’re part of a ruling class who are thoroughly isolated from concrete global issues and catastrophes and actually rely on the disenfranchisement of others to sustain their status. their entire persona is inherently problematic as ultimate beneficiaries of capitalism. what ethics do you expect, idgi

    (via dragonaight)

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  • shrekjpeg:

    me: goes to see someones blog


    me: actually u kno what nvm

    (via lohanthony)

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  • commanderchrist:

    1. Mad World
    2. The Benny Hill Theme Song

    3. Darude - Sandstorm

    4. Gangnam Style

    5. Pagnini’s 5th Caprice

    (Quelle: rllylovely, via deceptivecadenza)

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  • fatwink:

    Whip my hair by willow smith goes harder than anything Katy perry has ever dropped

    (via artslay)

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    • Youth Pastor: i wish we could have pizza and netflix with the lord
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  • gaycrime:

    wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire

    (Quelle: labryth, via oomshi)

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  • tupacabra:

    bottoms be like “oooh daddy i’m so tight idk if it’ll fit” but then

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  • After she had her children, Ginny visited Hogwarts, accidentally stumbling upon the Mirror of Erised.



    When she looked into it, she found herself holding her childrens birth certificates, and all of their names weren’t shitty

    one word


    (via snailespionage)

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