Penguins don't wear clothes

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

its three am. do you know where your notes are?

(via pizza)

aduhm:

closing a 3-ring binder clasp on your finger

(via pizza)

memewhore:

I don’t know about you but I always twerk when I find a snake… 

(Quelle: reddit.com)

rneerkat:

if you owned a company it would go bankrupt very quickly because you do not know how to mind your own business

(via pizza)

sloth-with-a-blog:

thatpsychowriter:

For all of you who are worried that there might be secret mind readers in the room just try MENTALLY SCREAMING and if anyone jumps or flinches, you know

you really live up to your url

(via pizza)

vanillish:

genericanimegirl:

im going to reply to every bad textpost on my dash with

(Quelle: angerbirds)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via van-goggles)